No bones about it [pre-order]
No bones about it [pre-order]
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your pre-order will come either signed or with a signed bookplate, a sticker sheet, and a double sided bookmark
releases September 9th
Tropes
Halloween Sentient Object Romance
Cozy Autumn Vibes
Found Family
Viral Social Media Fame
Small Town Drama
Magic & Miracles
Unique
Flavored
Happily Ever After
Content Warnings
Divorce (prior to the story)
HOA harassment and bullying
Property destruction
Vehicle crash
Alcohol consumption
Grief and emotional distress
Explicit sexual content
Solo play
Anatomically creative skeleton parts
Temporary loss of a beloved character
Blurb
This Halloween, Tori Graves is celebrating her divorce by finally buying the one thing her
ex-husband never let her have.
The viral twelve-foot skeleton.
The HOA promptly loses its collective mind and declares war. When Tori's desperate plea to save her beloved Halloween decoration goes viral, she's forced to
get creative. Suddenly, Mr. Bonejangles becomes the best thing that's ever happened to her
photography business.
And her heart.
Somewhere between pumpkin carving, horror movie marathons, and pumpkin porter beneath the
autumn stars, Tori falls for the skeleton.
And somehow, he falls right back.
But Lois, the self-appointed queen of the HOA, is determined to get rid of Mr. Bonejangles once
and for all. As Halloween approaches and the feud spirals into something far more destructive,
Tori realizes that loving him is the easy part.
Keeping him may be impossible without a Halloween miracle.
Shipping Policy
Shipping Policy
Shipping Policy
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