{"product_id":"no-bones-about-it-pre-order","title":"No bones about it [pre-order]","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eyour pre-order will come either signed or with a signed bookplate, a sticker sheet, and a double sided bookmark \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ereleases September 9th\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTropes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHalloween Sentient Object Romance\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCozy Autumn Vibes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFound Family\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eViral Social Media Fame\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall Town Drama\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMagic \u0026amp; Miracles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnique\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFlavored\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHappily Ever After\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eContent Warnings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDivorce (prior to the story)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHOA harassment and bullying\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProperty destruction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVehicle crash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlcohol consumption\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrief and emotional distress\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplicit sexual content\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSolo play\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnatomically creative skeleton parts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTemporary loss of a beloved character\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlurb\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Halloween, Tori Graves is celebrating her divorce by finally buying the one thing her\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eex-husband never let her have.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe viral twelve-foot skeleton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe HOA promptly loses its collective mind and declares war. When Tori's desperate plea to save her beloved Halloween decoration goes viral, she's forced to\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eget creative. Suddenly, Mr. Bonejangles becomes the best thing that's ever happened to her\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ephotography business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd her heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomewhere between pumpkin carving, horror movie marathons, and pumpkin porter beneath the\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eautumn stars, Tori falls for the skeleton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd somehow, he falls right back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut Lois, the self-appointed queen of the HOA, is determined to get rid of Mr. Bonejangles once\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eand for all. As Halloween approaches and the feud spirals into something far more destructive,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTori realizes that loving him is the easy part.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeeping him may be impossible without a Halloween miracle.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The TBR shelf ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52309588705581,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0915\/2010\/6797\/files\/Signed-bookplate_20260820_201038_0000.png?v=1787271090","url":"https:\/\/tbrshelfbooks.com\/products\/no-bones-about-it-pre-order","provider":"The TBR shelf ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}